There is no Freedom without Dwarfs

He was dressed in militia uniform.
‘What are you doing ?’ he asked.
‘We’re painting.’
‘What ?’
‘A pompom on a hat.’
‘Do you have permission ?’
‘Yes,’ said Major respectfully.
‘Who from ?’ asked the astonished militiaman.
‘From God.’

(from "Major" Waldemar Fydrych’s book "Lives of the Orange Men")