There is no Freedom without Dwarfs
‘Break it up!’ shouted a militiaman through his megaphone.
‘Move along now!’
The crowd applauded.
‘Anyone who doesn’t take off their dwarf hat must show their ID papers!’
The crowd roared with laughter.
‘Take off your hats!’ repeated a militiaman through his megaphone. However, further reinforcements were approaching from the Market Square. Large heavy vehicles, called budy (black Marias) were arriving. It was becoming crowded.
‘Mum, why are they arresting dwarfs?’ asked a child.
‘Because dwarfs belong to capitalism, and not to socialism,’ came the reply.
from Waldemar "Major" Fydrych’s book Lives of the Orange Men
BOOKS by Major
HOKUS POKUS OR THE ORANGE ALTERNATIVE
Editions Aneks, Warsaw, 1989, 150 pp.
a book in collaboration with Bogdan Dobosz
LIVES OF THE ORANGE MEN
Orange Alternative Editions, Warsaw 2001, 320 pp.
Minor Compositions, London, 2014, 330 pp.
DWARFS AND DOLTS
Orange Alternative Editions, Warsaw 2006, 247 pp.
THE ORANGE ALTERNATIVE - REVOLUTION OF DWARFS
Orange Alternative Foundation, Warsaw 2007, 310 pp.
drama in three acts
Orange Alternative Foundation, 2012, 60 pp.
National Center of Culture, Warsaw, 2013, 319 pp.